CHEERS DAVE! SO YEAH, A NORMAL DAY AT COLLEGE FOLLOWED BY A TRIP TO THE ABATTOIR. I RANG UP AND 'DAVE' WHO MET ME OUTSIDE THE GATES AND HANDED ME A BLACK BAG CONCISTING OF A MASSIVE BONE FROM GOD KNOWS WHAT ANIMAL AND TWO SHEEPS HEADS, HE WAS A VERY CUTE OLD MAN WHO THOUGHT I WAS A PRACICING VET SO WAS VERY SUPPRISED TO HEAR THAT I WAS MAKING A TOP OUT OF THE LEFTOVER SHEEP HE WAS GIVING ME. AFTER EXPLAINING MY PROJECT TO HIM (BECAUSE HE WAS ACTUALLY INTERESTED) HE SAID I COULD COME BACK AND GET SOME SMALLER BONES ON FRIDAY SO I'M EXCITED TO GO BACK AND SEE WHAT HE HAS FOR ME THIS TIME.
THEY WERE IN NO STATE TO MESS AROUND WITH STRAIGHT AWAY THOUGH, HE VERY ENTHUSIASTICLY SHOWED THEM TO ME WHEN WE WERE OUTSIDE AND THE SMELL WAS VILE! MY DAD WAS HESITANT ABOUT PUTTING THEM IN HIS BOOT AND WHEN WE GOT BACK MY MOM HAD ME HEAD STRAIGHT TO THE GARDEN BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T BEAR THE THOUGHT OF ME BOILING A SHEEPS HEAD IN HER KITCHEN SO NOW I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW SO I CAN BLAST THEM WITH THE HOSE IN MY DADS GARDEN. I THINK A TRIP TO THE MARKETS IN ORDER TOMORROW SO I CAN GET SOME LEATHER STRIPS TO SEE IF I CAN FASTEN THEM TOGETHER IN SOME SORT OF WAY SO I ALSO NEED TO RESEARCH DIFFERENT KNOTS AND DRILL HOLES IN THEM NOT ONLY TO FEED THE LEATHER THROUGH BUT TO DRAIN THE BONE MARROW OUT OF THEM SO THERE LIGHTER, YUM.
WHY DO I NEVER JUST MAKE A SIMPLE GARMENT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?
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